
"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"
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"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"
'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'
"Surgery up here is free!"
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending
"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."
'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'
"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."
'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'
'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'
NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.
The World Pharmaceutical Corporation
'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'
'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'
Government looks for new targets over GPs pay
"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."
Surgical Self-Service
Have you drugged your child today?
'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'
Republican Healthcare
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."
'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'
'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'
'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'
Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'
"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"
"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."
'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'
"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."
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