Medical Cost Strategist T-Shirts

"Give it to me straight. I want the truth. How much will all this set me back?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

NHS targets.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

"Is the drug that you are prescribing available as a generic, so I can save some money, or at the very least, available from a pharmaceutical company that I own shares in, so that I can make some money?"

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"If your insurance doesn't cover it, there's always the lottery."

"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."

Cost/Value

'Mr. Pickens in room 261 insists on a second opinion regarding your bill.'

'Yes, high prices saves lives - the more a patient pays, the quicker the recovery!'