Medical Cost Analyst Prints

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Safe spaces?

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'We need to learn what happened at eleven O'clock.'

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."

'Surgery is being outsourced now to a shop just down the block.'

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

Nurses in short supply.

'I'm happy to say this makes grim reading.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

"This costs $35 with side effects or, if you prefer, $127 without side effects."

'You have 'Text Message Thumbs.' I suggest actually using your cell phone as a phone for a while.'

Boomers.

"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."

'If you want to meet your target to reduce overheads I'd suggest you sack me. That'll be £13,000 plus VAT.'

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

After record low admission levels, Private Hospitals began to run 'edgy' ad campaigns

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

"Excellent presentation. Would you like to continue or do you need to reload?"

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Tomano. . .can you pay me?'