Medical Communicator Mugs

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

"Well, I have some good news and some lab results."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

The next wave

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

First O.M.G. church.

Modern Communications

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."