Medical Code Cracker Prints

"Excuse me, Doctor. I know the code for when you're late because of a golf game, but what's the billing code for whatever it is that you do here?"

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."