Medical Benefits Coordinator Pillows

'The Botox will help me to kiss up to the Boss.'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

Labor Day '19

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

Walk the dog.

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

"Putting a trampoline in the breakroom to inspire fitness wasn't one of my best ideas."

"There's a one-year don't-get-sick probation period for our health insurance."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'Oh yeah, our people will just fall over themselves to get transferred to this office.'

'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

'Since the cuts this is what we get instead of an incapacity benefits officer.'

'I'm here to offer you the company's free preventive health counseling...DON'T GET SICK OR ELSE!'

"We have reason to believe you're co-rabbiting whilst in receipt of benefit."

"We do have good health coverage, but then we never get od and we never get sick."

'We considered offering health insurance, but it's cheaper to have taxpayers pick up the tab at hospital emergency rooms.'

"Will I be covered by the same medical benefits plan?"

"It's no use making all that fuss - there's no such thing as attention seekers allowance."

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

"Don't worry, I'll be very discreet with your personal medical information."

"Regarding salary and benefits, pick one or the other."

"Stock of our medical supplies have flatlined, much like the patients who used them."

"I'll see what I can do - Just how ticklish ARE you?"

"Take me to your benefits office."

Man in full body cast with inquiry form.