Medical Awareness Advocate T-Shirts

'I'm too tired to eat, Mom. I've got chronic fatigue syndrome.'

"If there was a reality show about your condition,the research would be a lot more motivated."

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Regardless children just want to fit in.