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'I had a friend who was in an accident almost exactly like yours & he got a $1,000,000 settlement. Well, it was almost like yours. He didn't break a leg. He lost an arm. And he didn't trip over a cat. He was hit by a runaway train. And he didn't lose a
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
In the Guru District
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Apples for sale
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'
"National security adviser"
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
"And this is our media room."
"#Win!"
Creative department
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.
Ice skater
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
Direct Marketing...
Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.
'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'
Trade Show Sherpas
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
'Okay, okay, be patient!'
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
"Just go with the workflow."
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