Media-savvy Kid Mugs

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

The Digital Family

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Child hooking into a television