Media Saturation Warriors Mugs

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Like.

A Journalist's Weapons

Censorship.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

Free Internet Access

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."