Media Pun Enthusiast Prints

Talking head on the TV stand.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Speed Bump Ahead.

The Coffee Tattoo

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Weather forecast

Hot Cross Bun

Hell's Schlegel

'You went for the highlights then?'

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

Defensive Lineman

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

"Mr. Schley says that if the economy continues to improve in the next quarter we may be able to suffer fools gladly."

"You’ve contracted a severe case of cross hatching."

Oh, that's genius!

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.