Media Detox Mugs

"Cancel my appointments, I'vestopped watching the news."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Children's games and technology

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Deposit phones here

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"