Media Adaptation Enthusiast Gifts

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

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Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Man selling lamb weekly

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Hey! This is news."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

As Seen On TV

Silly News.