Med-mal Explorer Mugs

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

X-ray Psychology.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

DNA doctor

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mall of ages

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Brain Sunrise

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.