Mechanical Ride Adventurer Mugs

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Bicycle Sidecar.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"He only made first four installments."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Tour de Pothole.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Motorcyclist.

Tunnel of Fudge!

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

"I told you not to break so hard."

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'This baby is great on gas...'