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"It ran amok."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'First time skiing?'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Hard-working.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Bad Medieval first dates.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

WD40

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Car Carriage

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

'Is this high enough?'

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

"... It's just that when you said you'd got us a date with a pair of sisters... "

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

Clancy: Coot of a Day

Cuckoo Deposit

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

'Your radiator's gone.'