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"It ran amok."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'First time skiing?'

Hard-working.

Bad Medieval first dates.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

WD40

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

Car Carriage

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'Is this high enough?'

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Cuckoo Deposit

"... It's just that when you said you'd got us a date with a pair of sisters... "

Clancy: Coot of a Day

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

'Your radiator's gone.'

Marvin never got booty calls, just boob calls.