Mechanical Marvel Mugs

Swiss Army Tank.

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'We can't be sure, but we think your car is faking it.'

'Appleton! Go in for Ludwig!'

Motivation to work

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Mechanical Doll

"Needs a new shock absorber I reckon."

Vlad the Impeller

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Finger stuck poking about for the bonnet lever, have we, sir?'

Chicken Engineer

'The volcano is in the shop.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Steeplejack.

A wind-up mechanical dog.

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Old-fashioned computer

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Macho man body building club.

'It's a hybrid.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'