Mechanical Marvel Enthusiast Pillows

"Look what I grew."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

New Marvel Heroes

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Old-fashioned computer

Bonsai Exhibit

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'It's a hybrid.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Physics toy.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."