Meat Seller Pillows

"Who wants a little treat tartare?"

'It put up a good fight.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

How was your hotdog?

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

Chip wagon oil change.

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Trust me, you do not want to know what this thing is made out of.'

Served "giant claw" style.

Hoax Ethnic Food