Meat Industry Explorer Prints

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Down on Her.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Everything here is very fresh."

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'