Meat Industry Explorer Prints

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"