Measuring Master Mugs

Constructive Parameters

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Face painting.

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'