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'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

Dating site - buy a dog.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

He's my vaguely familiar.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"My parents hate it."

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"

'I don't fit where I belong.'

'Okay, so we went over the top with it, but our PR team said it would generate a lot of buzz.'

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