Meal Recycling Wizard Prints

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Before/After

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Dustbin monster.

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Food Blog

'I've got a tight schedule.'

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"It's blank!!"

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

Recycled Garbage

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

"It makes them feel good about buying my old junk."

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

Recycling depot.

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'

Efficiency, personal: Always have a good breakfast...

Genie in bottle bank says: 'I'll grant you three wishes if you can get me out of here.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."