Meal Preparation Prints

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

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Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.

'Ah, you can't beat simple home cooking!'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'There's a recipe for this?'

'Here's to the frozen food aisles at the supermarket!'

Catering for a large family.

'Is this the remains of last Sunday's beef roast, or something left over from the dawn of creation?'

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

Domestic Goddess.

'Did you remember to stuff the chicken?' 'I didn't have to. It was full already.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy the Making the Meal video.'

'I don't mind reversing roles...it's just that I'm getting bored with all the usual ways of doing chicken.'

"I need some assistance here."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Counting ribs

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Soup of the month.

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