Meal Decision Maker Prints

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."

'I don't like it when you order for both of us.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"

Will My Kid Eat This?

Restaurant deciding whether to cater or not to cater.

'Funny you should say you've given up finishing your kids' food off - I've resolved to live entirely off what mine leave.'

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."

"He'll have the meat loaf"

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

"You can't pull this every time we need to decide where to eat."

"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."