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"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Model Building

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Biker chopper shopper

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Cow outboard engine

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Escher flat-pack furniture

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"On your mark! Get set!"

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.