Mba Mastermind Mugs

"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

The MBA Draft

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

The United States' economy deflating.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!