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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Munch Master.

Babies who Lunch.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."