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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Munch Master.

Babies who Lunch.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.