Mature Thinker Mugs

"I hope when I grow up I'll have an amicable divorce."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'The Questioner'

Playdough's The Republic

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Hamlet

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Go ahead and dissect me

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

How Optimism Works

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"