Mature Millennial Prints

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Young MacDonald

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Captain Millennial

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

Crybaby Millennials

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."