Mature Daters Prints

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Romance

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Heart to heart talk.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'