Mature Daters Prints

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Heart to heart talk.

"You lack spontaniety."

Love Trap

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"