Mattress Sales Associate Mugs

"You should really go home and sleep on it..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

The Salesman

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"More concealer?"

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Whatever works for you.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Your call is important to us...

Black Friday

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

The car showroom

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'