Matriarchal Chef Mugs

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Like death by salad.'

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Origins of Everything

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Witch's Brew.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Namasteak"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Breakfast hero I presume?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."