Math Whiz In Training Mugs

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Think Tank

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"