Math Tutor Mugs

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Deferential equations.

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

"Step One: Admit you have a problem."

Number Phobia.

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Who would like to come up and solve this problem without using a math app on your smart phone?'

Maths Row.

'I can put two and two together, but I can't get them apart.'

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

Bus Timetable

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I'm having trouble with math. Is math an acquired taste?'

'Maths is fun!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Did you double-check your math homework?"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

I will study my speling words...

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Pi Ala Mode.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?