Math Nerd Prints

Pi-thon

Pi Ala Mode.

'Saying the chalk is defective just doesn't work anymore Lisa!'

"Clearly they value the arts more than the sciences."

Conservation of mass.

'Damage to the environment, Miss.'

'Well Mum, how exactly is algebra going to make me a better lion?'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I'm spelling, not adding.'

'I didn't think she'd ever sum up.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."