Math Musers Gifts

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"We have to move closer to civilisation: I can't cope with the home-schooling Maths curriculum anymore..."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Lemniskate

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Common Core Family Therapy

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'