Math Magicians Prints

'Probability Institute' '4-1, 2-3, even'

"These numbers are way off. But I do like them better than the auditor's numbers."

"I like my math teacher but why is she so obsessed with accuracy?"

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"Really, shouldn't we leave this drudge work to the increasingly sophisticated field of artificial intelligence?"

"Do you want the correct answer, or do you want the feel-good-politically-correct answer?"

'What would you say if I told you that there are no wrong answers, just wrong questions.?'

'I've applied Chrysler's stat approach, Crossman's function units and the Albrecht method and I still can't balance the checkbook.'

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Primitive magician

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"