Math Geek Mugs

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."

"After years of painstaking research, I can finally reveal this equation. It proves conclusively that, I am a chick magnet!"

"You're just making up that last part."

When Cells Divide

math faculty

'The Grim Reasoner'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"It's still in beta."

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"...19, 20. There - a major breakthrough."

"I can always count on you, Bob!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Geek mythology

CSπ: Barnum & Bailey

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Infinity Ahead.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Maths teacher in therapy.

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe my teacher just isn't teaching math right -- she IS a girl, after all.'

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"How many spaces does a decimal point have to move before it's officially called a paradigm shift?"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Pant height = √belt ÷ age²"