Math Debunker Mugs

"Two plus two makes four?! Only if you still cling to the outmoded and stereotypical worldview of the patriarchy."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Say What! Mark Meadows

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Superstition City

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Tall stories

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"But you really can't trust the media."

"Weather rebuttal."

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

Rise of the Drones