Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb
Maternal Influence Buff Mugs
Start the day with a smile! Our mugs celebrating maternal influence feature clever, loving designs that honor the influential role mothers play in nurturing creativity and love.
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
US v.s. Tech Giants
'Have you no common scents?!'
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
Some scents are nonsense.
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'Floppo' lottery rebranding
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
Gerald Ratner's return
Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'
SupermarketAwful Market.
'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'
"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."
"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."
"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"
"Try thinking like a different brand."
A baby being christened in a scuba mask.
Our New Slogan: Make Money.
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
The Bargain Brand
"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.
"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"
"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."
"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."
Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"
A cat spells out Google in its litter box.
"Check this wall for fingerprints."
"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"
'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."
Maternal Influence Buff Mugs Collection
Maternal Influence Buff Pillows
Add a cozy touch with pillows that celebrate maternal influence—perfect for showing appreciation in every corner of her home.
Maternal Influence Buff Prints
Decorate with art prints that honor maternal influence, blending humor and heartfelt sentiment for any space.
Maternal Influence Buff T-Shirts
Find witty and heartfelt t-shirts that honor maternal influence and make stylish statements about the inspiring power of moms.