Matchmaking Marvel Prints

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'

You're quite a looker

"I'm sure your last introduction would have been more successful if..."

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Asking out a palm reader.

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

Acme Dating Service

Cupid

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Match maker

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'