Matching Outfit Enthusiast Gifts

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

'So are you folks together?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"We have the exact same taste."

"That shirt is so last year."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Sweet Costume

Couple in Grey

"You remind me of someone."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

Romance in the Ocean

Solidarity.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Matching Suits

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Romance in Yellow

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Vase Costume

Teddy for each day of the week

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Couple in Green

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'