Match Win Party Mugs

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The trauma of losing.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Shaken not stirred

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Green Balloon

Dancing in pyjamas

The devil you know and his plus one

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?