'I wonder what he is thinking about...'
Match Watcher Mugs
Start their game day with a smile using our match watcher-themed mugs — perfect for coffee or tea, capturing their sporting spirit in every sip.
'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'
Bowled over again!
"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"
'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'
"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
It had been a while, but he had finally come home.
"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."
"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"
'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'
'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."
The Rugby Throw Up.
Olympics create interest in curling.
"He's in training for the World Cup."
"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."
Kick! Go for it!
Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'
'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'
'We're in a hurry.'
"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"
'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'
"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."
Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.
Luka Modric
'He hibernates between superbowls.'
End of football season - UK
"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."
"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"
A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.
Woman and sport trainer
'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'
"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"
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