Match Day Humorist Mugs

The Rugby Throw Up.

Tennis ball girl.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

Football Bomb

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Great coaching is about knowing how to give and when to play feedback...

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Bowled out.

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'