Match Day Humorist Mugs

The Rugby Throw Up.

Tennis ball girl.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Football Bomb

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

Great coaching is about knowing how to give and when to play feedback...

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Bowled out.

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'