Master Of Subtlety Pillows

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Keep an eye on young Yomp, he's excellent at damning others with faint praise.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

"Showoff"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"Take. Your. Time!"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

Yoga.

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.