Master Of Self-expression Mugs

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Whatever!

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Book Worm

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."