Master Of Self-expression Mugs

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Giraffe Selfie

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Book Worm

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Whatever!

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"