Master Of Schedules T-Shirts

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Time Clock

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Is he expecting you?'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."

Life Tetris

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"Help! Set me free!"

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"We're cutting costs by recycling his hot air."