Master Of Schedules T-Shirts

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Hair Traffic control.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Is he expecting you?'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Do as many study days as you can."

"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Life Tetris

"Help! Set me free!"

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'