Master Of Leisure Mugs

Working from home to-do list.

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'Finally, a cable network aimed at me.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

French wine

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Relaxing on a sofa

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Man struggling to row,

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Hasta manana.

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."